Kids, Education and Parents: Culture wars

Culture wars

By j1hill33 - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my dad told my little brother that Tokyo is in China. This is the same guy who yells at me every time I get a "B" on a report card. FML

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ryanst 7

Thursday 14 July 2011 12:12

Just like how the attack on Pearl Harbor by the Roman Empire took place in Sydney, Australia.

takeapieandrun 9

Thursday 14 July 2011 11:59

Welcome to the life of a son/daughter.

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wizs6 3

Saturday 16 July 2011 13:36

your dad doesn't sound all that smart. every one knows tokyo is in germany

smileygirl4 0

Sunday 17 July 2011 1:15

isn't it?

wazup12345 0

Sunday 17 July 2011 2:35

nice till o bitties

nb14205 0

Sunday 17 July 2011 7:43

if i got a B my parents would be proud

xxchampionxx 0

Sunday 17 July 2011 8:33

whoopdi doo

KiddyMoo 0

Sunday 17 July 2011 8:32

you are a stupid ole chap... you must eat your sticks and nuts... if you know what I mean ;);););););)

KiddyMoo 0

Sunday 17 July 2011 8:34

nb are you mentally challenged? a b is so bad I wipe my butt with it then shove it in your esophagus.

edwardRookwood 0

Sunday 17 July 2011 8:35

Tokyo is a city located on my left nutsac so be careful not to squish the little japs

utvols11 0

Monday 18 July 2011 5:32

Im guessing its not in china.. japan maybe.. idk.. who cares?

WWEnerd420 2

Saturday 30 July 2011 4:26

Actually, Tokyo is a part of China at the moment. Japan had a 100 year lease on it and that ended a few years ago

marit1997 4

Wednesday 17 August 2011 14:04

goddayum show him on a map

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