Intimacy: Crossed wires - FML

Crossed wires

By Anonymous - 27/11/2010 20:36 - Canada

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Today, I was texting my trainer to rearrange our training session. My girlfriend texted me during the exchange, asking what I wanted for Christmas. I accidentally texted my trainer, "All I want are your sweet titties in my face". I'm awaiting a response. FML

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MissHumanoid 0

Sunday 28 November 2010 1:30

Hahaha..I'd like to hear the aftermath of this one . :D

smiller0789 3

Sunday 28 November 2010 1:31

That'd be even more awkward if your trainer is male.

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cumminsncope 4

Friday 10 March 2017 7:36

Well, I hope it works out for ya!

DingusGinger 19

Saturday 3 March 2018 21:58

That's it? what happened next? 😂

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