Intimacy: Caught red-handed

Caught red-handed

By caught - 09/01/2012 00:43 - United States

Today, I was bored and started touching myself watching TV. My mother walked into my bedroom with a phone in her hand and yelled, "Stop jacking off and talk to your grandmother." FML

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Monday 9 January 2012 3:41

so how did the conversation with grandma go?

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Owned!

Comments

kphippie 0

Monday 9 January 2012 20:28

Dic move mum

Gregabob00 0

Monday 9 January 2012 20:46

Better than "please continue and talk to your grandmother."

Okayitwasme 0

Monday 9 January 2012 20:48

YDI. Should have heard her yacking on the phone or walking to your room.

LikeA_PandaBear 4

Monday 9 January 2012 22:08

At first I said you life sucked then I said why the **** didn't you lock the door? So yea u deserved it lmao xD

chris3113 7

Monday 9 January 2012 23:12

I bet that was a wonderful convo with g-ma

bubo_fml 10

Tuesday 10 January 2012 0:11

Fapping & Grandmother in the same sentence is definitely unconventional...

rachbat00 0

Tuesday 10 January 2012 1:19

I agree with #3

BD_Swingin 0

Tuesday 10 January 2012 3:43

Turn my tv on and stick my hand in my pants...

ggdawg24 0

Tuesday 10 January 2012 6:22

Let's hope grandma has a good sense of humor

lions214 6

Wednesday 11 January 2012 3:05

You could have just kept going and still talked to your grandma. hahaha. Just kidding. You would be a real twisted soul if you did that. That wouldn't even be funny sir.