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By Anonymous - 03/03/2010 02:37 - United States

Today, I was talking to my best friend about a cute guy that girls are afraid to even speak to, so I then decided to march right up to him and say hello. When he smiled at me, I stood there with my mouth wide open, but I made non-coherent words. He asked me if I was a foreign exchange student. FML

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strandedinalimo 0

Wednesday 3 March 2010 9:11

Say yes, guys think it's hot. Or he'll just think you're special.

lisaaaar 0

Wednesday 3 March 2010 9:13

WAHRGARBL. that's how you say hello :0. you has it in your head that girls were afraid to talk to him and look what happened :P

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rustproofvirud 0

Wednesday 3 March 2010 13:44

******* epic you win for a samuel Jackson quote

fistnazal 10

Wednesday 3 March 2010 14:41

like. oh eeeeem geeeee!

MeGustaComer 0

Wednesday 3 March 2010 14:45

Lol, that's crazy. Over here when a handsome guy is walking around single (or not), girls will flock over to him and someone will have him in a short period of time. Then about 5 other girls will be jealous, and 3 others will never let the guy know how they feel. Girls are creepy sometimes. ):)