Sex, Pranks and Intimacy: Bondage prank [GONE SEXUAL]

Bondage prank [GONE SEXUAL]

By ldn - 21/03/2013 17:54 - Slovenia - Domzale

Today, my girlfriend confided in me that she wanted to try bondage. Since I trust her, I said sure. After I was tied to the bed, she tickled me until I pissed myself. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/08/2023 06:00 - France - St-Malo

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By wetsheets - 07/01/2013 13:01 - United Kingdom - Cardiff

Today, my partner was inspired by 50 Shades Of Grey to try making me orgasm with a full bladder, therefore intensifying the experience. He was right, it was mind blowing. It also made me piss the bed for the first time in twenty-odd years. FML

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By civicman - 27/09/2009 02:19 - Canada

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Today, I got home from work and found my girlfriend waiting for me in some skimpy lingerie. She ended up pushing me onto the bed, and as I lay there, expecting to be pleasured, she pulled out a pair of adult-sized footsie pajamas and dressed me in them. FML

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The L word

By Anonymous - 26/05/2014 15:53 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I told my girlfriend that I love her. She panicked and blurted out our S&M safeword. FML

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iamananglophile 18

Friday 22 March 2013 3:08

And that's what safewords are for.

Catkam623 27

Friday 22 March 2013 3:11

I'm guessing your not perdix because he'd have been bent over the bed with a glittery pink ***** in his ass.

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west546 13

Tuesday 5 January 2016 3:36

Thats a huge turn on.

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