Be careful what you wish for

By Cucked - 16/03/2026 03:00

Today, my wife agreed to live out my cuckold fantasy. I was watching her bang some guy from Tinder when my stomach suddenly turned and I realized I wasn't enjoying this as much as I hoped. I asked them to stop. They laughed and continued. I'm puking in the toilet and I can still hear them. FML

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Same thing different taste

Let's get it on

By chief623 - 01/10/2023 16:00 - United States - Ashland

Today, I showered with my wife for the first time in months, so I was excited. Once we got in, she was adjusting the temperature to something more comfortable. She then turned around and tell me to suck in my gut. After I did so, I slipped and ate shit, smacking my head on the wall. FML

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Thanks Dad, but…

By Sad cuck - 09/10/2025 22:00

Today, my dad called in a rage, saying he caught my "cheating whore" girlfriend at a bar on a date. I had to admit to him that she and I participate in a cuckold lifestyle. The sheer disgust and disappointment in his voice has been haunting me all day. FML

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To each their own

By Anonymous - 13/12/2024 07:00 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, my husband was eating me out when he suddenly lifted up my hips and started licking my asshole. I screamed for him to stop, since it was disgusting. I don't think I can ever have sex again. I can't believe I married someone who would do that. FML

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How very dare you?

By Anonymous - 04/05/2021 02:01

Today, I caught my wife trying to give herself oral sex. It was sexy and also kinda funny, so I offered to do it to her properly. She got explosively mad for some reason and actually threw me out. I’m writing this from my brother's spare room, wondering where I went wrong. FML

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Be careful what you fantasize for

By Anonymous - 19/08/2024 07:00 - United States - Maryland Heights

Today, I finally convinced my husband of 8 years to partake in a threesome with a guy who works with me, and for whom I have developed feelings. Everything was going well until, in the heat of the moment, my husband started performing oral sex on my colleague. I can't face either of them now. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/01/2013 06:03 - United States - Demorest

Today, while getting intimate with my girlfriend, I felt a sharp pain in my stomach, and had to run to the bathroom to evacuate my bowels. She heard the horrible sounds, and I doubt I'll ever be able to seduce her again. FML

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Bull

By Bull no more - 11/12/2025 20:00

Today, I'm the "bull" of a cuckolding relationship. Well, not anymore: I got the usual "come over" text and went over, only for the husband to come after me with a crowbar, yelling that his wife treats him like dirt because of me. FML

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That escalated badly

By Anonymous - 19/03/2020 09:03

Today, a blowjob from my fiancée turned into exchanged oral, which turned into mutual masturbation while watching porn, which then turned into me being kicked out of the room because it was "weird" with me watching. FML

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TMI

By SoggyPancakes - 11/03/2009 19:49 - United States

Today, I decided to call my wife while she was having a private lunch with my parents. I began to tell her all the nasty things I was going to do to her in bed. Halfway through my fantasy, she giggled and told me that she was going to take me off speakerphone. FML

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Still funny though

By Jeff - 29/04/2022 02:00

Today, my wife and I were getting intimate with for the first time in a while, as I haven't been home, when the foul stench of our dog's fart made us gag. Mood ruined. FML

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tiptoppc 19

Monday 16 March 2026 18:39

If it’s from Tinder, I hope you made sure that at least they were clean. Otherwise you’re gonna have to test.

BurnInDemonFire 35

Tuesday 17 March 2026 23:49

A) You're a moron. Involving other people in your sex life/relationships often backfires. B) Even if your wife agreed it wasn't right for her to continue when you wanted her to stop. No means no in many situations. C) Talk it out with her, and if she doesn't agree she was wrong then try therapy or seek a good divorce lawyer.

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tiptoppc 19

Monday 16 March 2026 18:39

If it’s from Tinder, I hope you made sure that at least they were clean. Otherwise you’re gonna have to test.

BurnInDemonFire 35

Tuesday 17 March 2026 23:49

SAgirl 17

Wednesday 18 March 2026 12:58

Honestly, at this point divorce sounds like the most mentally healthy option.

FluffythePink 23

Friday 20 March 2026 14:20

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes. Look, if wife agreed to this with almost no hesitation then she was looking for an out from the relationship or wanted to spice up HER sex life. If you spent x amount of time talking/bullying her into it then you got exactly what you deserved. Either way you now need intensive couples therapy or a divorce because you are never going to be able to look at her again without seeing her getting off with that guy so much she preferred to continue rather than listen to you suddenly changing your mind about the situation. Either that or she decided that you needed a very blunt FAFO lesson. There are reasons why FANTASIES are usually best left in peoples heads. The reality very rarely meets the expectation. I suggest you sit down with wife and have a (calm, adult, constructive) conversation about exactly where the both of you go from here.