Transportation and Cars: Baby you can't drive your car

Baby you can't drive your car

By mustanggt - 15/07/2023 03:00 - United States

Today, my car is so unreliable that I received a letter saying that it had been kicked out of the American Automobile Association. FML

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BurnInDemonFire 35

Saturday 15 July 2023 12:46

I have a lot of breakdowns too. My sympathies to your car.

Yudith 25

Saturday 15 July 2023 17:55

Time to sell you car for parts and buy a sandwich with the money, I guess. My sympathies.

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BurnInDemonFire 35

Saturday 15 July 2023 12:46

I have a lot of breakdowns too. My sympathies to your car.

Yudith 25

Saturday 15 July 2023 17:55

Time to sell you car for parts and buy a sandwich with the money, I guess. My sympathies.

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