Money and Health: Anti-Dad

Anti-Dad

By Mr. Unlucky - 27/05/2018 19:30 - United States - Woodbridge

Today, after suffering a severe brain injury and receiving a large amount of money from the lawsuit for physical and mental rehab, I found out that my dad stole it all and spent it on himself. FML

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Time for a second lawsuit, and possibly a felony charge.

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Your father is a horrid monster!

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1gullible_bugger 34

Sunday 3 June 2018 2:41

you might also want to change your online banking passwords, it should not have been so easy for your father to steal your money!

thehunterofprey 5

Tuesday 5 June 2018 20:01

how to be an asshole 101

Shawnie Gallant 24

Friday 7 December 2018 8:03

Sue your dad

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