Another fine mess

By wow - 16/05/2019 00:05

Today, I was walking my dog when he did his business. He then stepped all in it and coated his paws. As I was struggling with him, I slipped and landed butt-first into his steaming pile. My boyfriend nearly fainted from laughing. FML
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RichardPencil 30

I wish I had the vocabulary to aptly describe what kind of situation this sounds like.

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jbuckets_404 38

That's a shitty (not another fine) mess that you've got yourself into, Ollie. Don't you mean "now-formerly-owned-by-me dog?"

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RichardPencil 30

I wish I had the vocabulary to aptly describe what kind of situation this sounds like.

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EmDizzle2007 28

someone please kill the "shit happens" joke. it's over. it's been over. let it DIE!

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jbuckets_404 38

Have you read the book, "Who Shat That?" Now THAT's a shitty book! ;-)

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RichardPencil 30

We need to keep these areas safe for the requisite “shitty situation” comment without it being sullied by “shit happens.”

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EmDizzle2007 28

not that it's really any better, but at least that's less to the point.

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jbuckets_404 38

That's a shitty (not another fine) mess that you've got yourself into, Ollie. Don't you mean "now-formerly-owned-by-me dog?"

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donb23 23

If your boyfriend goes with you, throw the crap at him if he does not help you.

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