And you may ask yourself…
birgz -
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How is this bad? You get to nail her a few more times if you are a good liar.
Ikickmidgets
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It's ok, she'll be waiting for you in your closet, with a rag, chloroform, and a giant ***** if you turn her down. You're ******. That's why you don't take one night home stands to your place, tard.
kickassblackbelt
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Wow way to be..
bubo_fml
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Q: How do you know a lesbian is on a 2nd date? A: When they rent a U-Haul together!
A: When your friends send the date a relatiomship request on facebook?
simplylost643
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90, That's a good one. Gonna have to remember that.
Obviously u remember her, if u remember the one night stand with her........
How do they know and you don't?
Just go with it.
jobsman99
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Maybe when you see her breasts and ****** you will remember her. Then you can work on the facial part.
Serves you right, slag
lol i agree, just go with it XD im sure you'll remember eventually...and think, you can bring this up waaaaay later in the future either as a joke between friends or if she becomes an ex-wife
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If you don't remember her, then maybe you can have another one night stand. It'll be like seeing her for the first time. Just ignore all of the proposals for marriage and you'll be fine.
FYI u have a funny roommate though