Poopoo peepee, Gross, Cleaning and Miscellaneous: Ain't it funky

Ain't it funky

By Anonymous - 05/12/2011 00:40 - United States

Today, I cleaned my toilet. I had forgotten it was white. FML

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Today, I spilled vanilla yogurt on my pants while eating breakfast, but I forgot to clean it up. It left a very conspicuous white stain on my pants, that was there the entire day. I only noticed it when I looked in the mirror after getting home. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/02/2021 00:30 - Germany

Today, my mom, not gifted for household chores, proudly announced that she cleaned the toilet. As it turns out, what she'd primarily cleaned was the deodorizer inside the toilet. Then she tried for the stains inside the bowl, unsuccessfully, then she gave up. But yeah, great job. FML

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By KP - 25/06/2009 16:22 - United States

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By Anonymous - 19/11/2012 21:08 - United States - Nutley

Today, I realized I'd put on my shirt on inside out, so I went to the bathroom stalls to fix it. As I was taking it off, I accidentally dropped it in the toilet. FML

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Can't take it anymore

By Anonymous - this FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my toilet decided it wouldn't take any more shit from me, and flooded the bathroom. FML

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By gross? - 14/01/2025 20:00 - United States

Today, I was called gross by my mother for not cleaning my bathroom. I normally clean it every day, but today it looked clean, and I really needed a break. FML

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By sparklethelette - 07/12/2011 01:38 - United States

Today, I put a blue toilet cleaner square in the back of toilet. My fiancé called me later on freaking out because he couldn't get the "blue water to go away" when he flushed. FML

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Pumped-up Tanks

By DogStew - 15/09/2019 20:00

Today, at work I had to spend 2 hours cleaning up stinky toilet water. Why? Because yesterday, I forgot to turn on the septic tank pumps. The tank overflowed, and so did all the toilets. My boss is not happy. FML

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Monday 5 December 2011 8:36

That's nasty, keep your bathroom clean. Trust me, it's important.

ninjuh_wingman 29

Monday 5 December 2011 8:43

How dirty are you that you didnt remember what color your toilet was?

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NiZZALooNY 9

Thursday 22 August 2013 7:04

only in the US

paul95 2

Saturday 24 May 2014 5:01

Gross!!!!!

SexyMexi21 23

Wednesday 3 September 2014 5:11

? literally the look on my face .... ewww..... just horror

ForeverJasmine 26

Tuesday 7 October 2014 5:48

That's absolutely disgusting ?

B6LLT 14

Tuesday 14 October 2014 19:11

what colour was it before?

BooBooKittyF11 21

Wednesday 18 November 2015 18:17

thats gross

KingKralj 31

Wednesday 29 June 2016 16:35

Clean your friggin toilet

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