By Anonymous - 30/03/2017 20:00
By 854alice - 30/03/2017 10:25 - United Kingdom - Stamford
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By DemCherries - 28/03/2017 15:00 - United States - Overland Park
Unexpected
By bruh - 28/03/2017 20:00
By Anonymous - 27/03/2017 22:00
By Iamlonesometonight - 26/03/2017 18:47
By Idiot on the bus - 25/03/2017 12:00
By brokenatthebar - 24/03/2017 09:00 - United States - Carleton
By Anonymous - 23/03/2017 22:00
That escalated quickly
By Belgian girl - 22/03/2017 19:00 - United States - Lewes
Bean.
By BeanThereRuinedThat - 22/03/2017 12:00
By Eloise - 21/03/2017 14:00
By NewUsername - 20/03/2017 10:42
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Hey, OP here. I'm a girl, so why FML listed me as a guy...I have no idea. Anyway, I'm here to clear some things up. Why we drove so far to see them was because we're both in college and we don't get to see my parents or each other often. My parents and I went out there to celebrate their engagment because we probably won't be able to see them until maybe July, and they had already been engaged a month before we drove there to buy them dinner in March. It didn't bother us so much that they got married without telling us, it's that they lied and egged us on, and had his wife tell my dad through text. They promised they are going to have a ceremony sometime in the next 5 years, but they asked us not to tell the rest of they family they're already married. So now, we're lying to the rest of our excited, curious family. We weren't there to plan anything, the topic just came up during dinner, since well, we were celebrating an engagement. We figured they married for financial aid and tax purposes (given they're both in college and are barely getting by) which is fine by us. They had already been living together for a few years and moved across the state together, so it's not like them eloping was unexpected. We just don't know why they felt they had to lie when they had the chance to discreetly pull one of us to the side and tell us in person the day before. Sorry for the book, but I hope that clears some things up!
Paranoia
By BoohooBouquet - 19/03/2017 14:00
What the…?
By hitlerfish - 14/03/2017 22:00
By Maria - 14/03/2017 15:00 - United Kingdom - York
By BleakExpectations - 12/03/2017 16:00
Worth a shot
By oopsydaisy - 07/03/2017 11:00 - United States - Decatur
Thanks for nothing
By John-John - 06/03/2017 15:00 - United States - Jackson
Not now
By Anonymous - 06/03/2017 04:00
By atleasthelocalsarenice - 04/03/2017 12:00
By Anonymous - 04/03/2017 02:00
By FriendZone - 03/03/2017 16:00 - United States - Abington
By Tyto - 03/03/2017 14:00 - United States - Lewes
Busted
By Anonymous - 03/03/2017 04:00
By Justus Buhler - 03/03/2017 02:00
Talk about not getting the picture…
By Anonymous - 28/02/2017 19:00 - Canada - Toronto
By Tang - 27/02/2017 08:00 - United States - Fort Lauderdale
By GarnetShaddow - 27/02/2017 04:20 - United States - Boulder
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I am the OP, and very shocked this actually got published! (Though I HATE the GIF they chose... Can that get removed?) Basically, it's a shit situation all around. He knows her from his public speaking job, and she used to live out of state. He met me locally. He was going to tell her they were done the same day she told him she was job hunting in our state and moving to be closer. I did know pretty much the whole time. He kept setting deadlines on making a decision. Pretty much all of them were tied to whether or not she was actually moving here. This went on months. I finally told him he had to pick one girl to date... and he decided because she made the commitment of moving here from another state, she deserved at least a chance. Of course, he wants to be friends, wants to hang out, understands I won't wait but if things don't work out... I haven't heard from him since. I probably deserve it. I still feel like it's an FML.
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Hey, Op here. I saw that this got posted (rather unexpectedly I might add) and I feel like I need to clear this up. First off to those saying she is crazy or I should leave her, you shouldn't really judge a book by its cover and know the full story before making comments like that. She is the kindest and most wonderful person I have ever met in my life. Se didn't intend to tell me that she was jealous, Unfortunately, like myself, she has barely any filter so she ended up blurting it out to me anyway. I found it funny and entertaining since it was so out of her character and we've both been laughing about it since. She did end up loving the pup once I showed her some pictures and I'm still hoping to adopt if he's still available. I just thought it was a funny moment in our lives and just wanted to share.