By Anonymous - 11/07/2009 19:22 - Canada
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By eyes wide SHIT - 28/12/2013 01:37 - Australia
Good job, son!
By peeepeee. - this FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States
By Username - 04/08/2010 05:18 - France
Dingus
By Anonymous - 20/04/2013 14:26 - United States
By HungryStudent - 20/08/2014 18:59 - Puerto Rico - Carolina
By ItsAnanya - 02/04/2013 15:34 - India - New Delhi
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What? WHAT?
By Shannon - this FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States
By pong - 06/08/2013 21:59 - France - Toulouse
Great question, I'm glad you asked
By partycats - this FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States
By dope_mcfly - 29/01/2014 16:55 - United States - Keene
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Hey, OP here. I would have mentioned in the FML that my work phone is one of those "dumb phones" and does not have any option to block numbers. After she did that for two nights in a row, I wound up setting one of the fax machine at my office to auto-dial her mobile and house phones every 15 minutes. Now, the only thing that wakes me up is the occasional user who forgot their login info, and my wife's odd food cravings.
By Anon - 08/04/2013 22:04 - United States - Bowling Green
By fuckmyjob - 19/06/2014 20:10 - United States - Lake Charles
Pleased to see me?
By Lukev7 - 12/09/2009 13:14 - Australia
By I fathered a pussy. - 14/06/2013 22:12 - United States - Lakeland
Just in case
By thanksbaby - 01/06/2009 05:55 - United States
By MyLifeSucks - 15/04/2013 22:11 - United States - Houston
By catfriend - 06/05/2014 05:42 - United States - Salida
By IMSERIOUS - 22/01/2014 19:23 - United States - Anaheim
By Itsnotmeitsyou - 11/10/2013 06:09 - Australia
By thanks - 02/05/2014 18:20 - United States - San Francisco
By atterz123 - 12/02/2009 13:37 - United Kingdom
Liquid fun
By Anonymous - this FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Louisville
False hope
By :(( - 14/06/2011 18:06 - United States
Let me Slytherin
By Wisconsin love - 13/12/2010 17:35 - United States
By theboywithlonghair - 09/09/2009 04:24 - United States
By carobee - 24/08/2013 04:25 - United States - Everett
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Hi, OP here! I had an accident, and therefore could not choose the date of the surgery. My face was severely smashed up, my nose broken and my jaw wired shut. It was a summer class and I missed the first 3 days, so by the time I was well enough to go they were already testing. The class was a pre-req I needed for my next year of class, my senior year. I didn't want to graduate late from college, as I am a pre med student and want to take the mcat next summer. I was not seriously worried about making friends, it was just funny to get so many strange looks. Anyway thanks for all the sweet comments, I'm doing much better now and look back to normal!!
By disappointed - 25/03/2014 11:36 - United States - West Fargo
By SariLone - 19/05/2013 18:02 - India - Mumbai
Celebrate good times come on!
By badplacerightnow - 13/10/2014 14:15 - United States - Frisco
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Hey guys! It's OP :] So most of you were confused as to why she would hit me for calling my uncle...uncle. She thought I was insulting him and making him feel old and by extension implying that SHE was old. She also blamed it on the fact that it seemed as I was trying to hit on him ? ( I'm still confused about that one ) Thank heavens my uncle puts family first. Miss.Pack-A-Punch is out of our lives for good !