By Anonymous - 14/01/2013 17:58 - United States - Arlington
By Anonymous - 14/01/2013 17:58 - United States - Arlington
By Anonymous - 27/10/2014 06:01 - United States
By insurance lies - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Crystal Lake
By Anonymous - 07/07/2014 01:27 - United States - Gournay-sur-marne
By TattedAsian - 11/01/2010 07:28 - United States
By elevator-troubles - 18/03/2009 07:59 - Australia
By paywithpoop - 22/06/2014 15:10 - United States
By Anonymous - 14/03/2011 19:16 - United States
By zahra_786 - 11/04/2013 09:11 - United Kingdom
Hey guys OP here! I loved reading the comments! So this was the first week or so he had moved in, so I set up my playstation 3 for us and the other three flatmates to allow him to get to know us and speak to us since he was new here! When I kept beating him, he started shouting stuff in Italian (he's a foreign student) and then at the end he started using my religion as the reason for my win! LOL. I also beat his ass on FIFA..but he had no ridiculous excuse there ! :Dp.s. he's hopefully moving out soon so its all good!
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Spring Hope
By poopedon - 26/04/2009 03:10 - Canada
By Anonymous - 01/06/2013 11:43 - United States - Quakertown
By Ieri - 12/04/2014 21:56 - Albania
Hey OP here o/ Lots of these comments cracked me up, you guys are awesome xD So here's the follow up: In the end someone who saw what happened grabbed the guy and we could get the phone back (Yes, an iPhone) but he ran away, though it doesn't matter anymore. In response to the comments: 1.I didn't expect him to run after the thug just because he's male, I understand why he'd freeze up, I just didn't expect he'd start crying without saying a word and it was kinda embarrassing. 2.Yeah probably going after him wouldn't have been the safest thing to do, but caught in the spur of the moment that was all I thought to do. And calling the police wouldn't help where I am, they're practically useless -.- Calling for a robbed phone would do nothing. 3.I'm not breaking up with him just because of that, I love him, things happen, I'm not that shallow. Thanks for your comments anyway xD
By Anonymous - 05/07/2013 04:59 - Canada - Newmarket
By ALLALA - 04/04/2009 23:34 - Canada
By Mia - 28/07/2013 06:18 - United States - Laurel
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By Anonymous - 02/08/2009 06:10 - United States
By Anonymous - 01/01/2013 07:50 - Australia - Sydney
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By alexbrooke - 27/09/2013 02:33 - United States - Paintsville
wow! at a couple of these comments. For one anyone who say I should have done a full inspection...really? You have had time to thoroughly inspect each client? You must have never been busy. I was so busy that morning I didnt shampoo my client, secondly I didnt even brush her hair out before i did the cut. When she sat in my chair her hair hit thr floor. she asks for one length, straight across her back. now she had very dark hair and any cosmetologist knows its easier to see in lighter hair. I had a cutting comb so I must have brushed some out as i drug my comb down to length to do my cut check. I was almost on my knees trying to cut this hair. Anyways its was properly handled, i left that station and everything there until the salon was empty and I used barbacide on the whole place and my utensils. Plus any cosmetologist knows once I start cutting that head, I cant stop even if I see the infestation, I have to finish, and follow company and state guidelines.
By Alyssa - 19/10/2009 19:37 - United States
By Anonymous - 27/06/2009 10:11 - United States
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TO ALL: believe it or not my girlfriend is older then me and I'm 22. we have one of those immature/mature relationships. on a scale of 1 to 10 of being mad, I would say I was at an honest 1. on a scale of 1 to 10 of being surprised/humor I was at an all time 10. I got the booger out of my mouth and acted like I placed it in the trash can. 5 minutes later I wiped it on her lips. Not the same but good enough for me. Ive always told her that when you go digging for gold you should always share with the towns people. So she did, lol. I cant blame her cuz I would do the same to her.