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Do me
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In the mood
By Steve - 16/12/2012 06:25 - United States - Oshkosh
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Sussy
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Hang in there
By bs_happens - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States
Jogging is bad for you
By Broken - 17/06/2009 14:12 - United States
Crossed purposes
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Twister
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Thanks for the help
By Anonymous - 30/08/2015 13:29 - United States - Fairmont
By Anonymous - 27/10/2009 04:22 - United States
Thievery
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By Kotoko - 06/04/2013 04:59 - United States - Wylie
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LOL These comments are all hilarious. xD Yeah, I admit, I probably DID deserve it =P Lotto tickets are a money drainage.. =/ Course, you win a few times.. here and there, you get addicted thinking "OK! I am going to win this time!" Yeah.. I really need to stop buying them all the time. It's pathetic how much money I've wasted.. =/ I vote YDI for myself, lol.
Happy birthday, I suppose…
By chessgeeksam - 14/03/2009 19:28 - United States
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Morning pick-me-up
By Anonymous - 30/01/2011 05:05 - United States
By Pandafriend - 24/01/2016 18:42 - Mexico - Mexico
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Op here! This is my first FML and I'm happy it got posted :) To answer some of your questions. How does a sunroof get stolen? I have no idea, but these Mexican thieves tend to be very creative, and quite handy by the looks of it. I guess they stole it because it's an expensive car piece, but the jokes on them because it has a serial number and technically if they try to sell it they could go to jail (if the correct laws were to be applied). But maybe they just sell it as scrap glass. And on the bright side I'm really glad they only stole the sunroof and not the whole car, and they didn't take anything from inside either, I was worried they might have taken any car papers but luckily they didn't. And the reason why I haven't gone out in such a long time, is because I didn't use to enjoy it, every time I went out I didn't have any fun, and also I find it very hard to maintain a conversation with friends let alone a stranger, and I like staying at home reading or here in FML. I was actually amazed about the fun I had. But if I go out more often now, I'm making a note to myself to never park in the street and always leave it with a valet parking.( Although a valet parking once stole my spare tire, but I didn't notice until I needed it, much after).
Wish you were here
By iwannagotomiamitoo - 19/08/2013 04:30 - United States - Brookline
I'm awake
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Late
By unemployed - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States
Red flag?
By strangebeans - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States
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Hey guys! OP here, So to start things off, yes i know i'm an idiot... This is the first time i am ever attending an event like this and excitement got the best of me. I didn't really think of the idea that the wristband would lock, i had tried every possible thing to get it off but it was only making it tighter. Thank you to the few of you that were suggesting that twist off method to loosen it but unfortunately this bracelet had an extra piece so the clip itself could not be twisted off. To those of you commenting that it must be an EDM festival i'm attending because "only someone who goes to raves is stupid enough to do something like that" It is not an EDM festival. As for a follow up, I contacted the group on facebook and twitter a couple days ago and they finally got back to me today and told me to contact their support email. The person who responded there told me that i could simply cut off the band and that if i bring in the broken band, my receipt (proof of purchase), and my ID that i will be able to get a replacement at the festival. They also told me i would have to wait in a line for it, which is usually fairly long but there isn't any extra fee for the replacement. I am fine with this because it is a lot better than the alternative of being out the $300+ and not being able to attend this event! Thanks for all the comments guys :)