By singleladynow - 20/01/2011 05:04 - United States
The Top
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Say it, don't spray it
By grossedout - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States
No way
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darksaber522 tells us more.
Impressive!
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Nice try
By clumsy - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Murfreesboro
Earbleach
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By earths_venus - 26/08/2010 12:49 - Australia
Earths_Venus tells us more.
Yeah I just got back from Emergency and I'll be off my feet for 2 days. My manager is a funny bastard, he heard me say that to someone else a few days before and decided to use it on me. He did end up helping me to my car and getting me an ice pack. No, I didn't get a tip from that asshole.
By Anonymous - 04/08/2010 21:08 - United States
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Got em
By nerd - 03/03/2009 03:20 - United States
Rational
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Oh no…
By momma6126 - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States
By Anonymous - 27/11/2009 16:43 - United States
Keywords
OP here. They mouthed off to the manager + frequently missed shifts, so they won't be missed (except tomorrow)