By Anonymous - 31/05/2014 07:24 - United States
The Top
By janice - 03/06/2011 23:23 - United States
Surprise !
By kelsey - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States
The not-so-great escape
By malloreigh - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Australia
By Keladrylady - 18/04/2015 00:47 - New Zealand - Auckland
Keladrylady tells us more.
By bingalingading - 30/03/2015 20:46 - United States - Owosso
By jesterinperil - 07/03/2015 19:05 - United States
jesterinperil tells us more.
OP here. First off, yes this was my performance. We'd been preparing some of the hardest pieces on the selection list for three months and had to perform them in front of the toughest judges in the state. We received a standing ovation and the top score possible, but it really hit hard when I saw my mom sitting there idly. We were all enjoying our results within the band so I tried not to let her negativity bring me down that much, but she could have at least said good job without being asked how we did.
Road rage
By badidea - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States
By Anonymous - 04/11/2012 00:19 - Canada - Hamilton
Good boy
By AgathedeBlouse - 18/11/2008 06:42 - France
Suggestion
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Unfair
By Flaps - 27/11/2010 12:36 - United States
Awwww
By ljjprchf - 13/12/2009 01:29 - Australia
Good girl
By bianca131 - 10/11/2015 03:42 - Australia
By Anonymous - 04/06/2014 13:56 - United States
Money! Get away
By Disgruntled - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Jamestown
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By Peter - 27/12/2011 02:24 - United States
Stealthy
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Canada
By Anonymous - 07/12/2014 19:20 - Ireland - Galway
Nightmare mode
By oliver - 27/01/2016 12:02 - United States
By Foam - 26/12/2009 06:10 - Canada
By anonymous - 16/10/2014 20:53 - United States - Canton
By Kolkata - 05/08/2012 23:25 - Canada
In slow motion
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Philadelphia
Keywords
OP here, My bf happened to be half asleep and as such is rather blond when so. (So no, he doesn't need sex ed as it has little to do with this topic per say). Him squeezing me whilst on my period has been a discussion point over the 6yrs we've been together, as yes, if done right, literally (TMI) squeezes out (insert words) and I really hate it, (guys, think of it as similar feeling to wetting yourself accidentally, it's a really yuck feeling). Thanks though for your comments and FYL's. :3 you've made us both laugh til our cheeks were sore. So again Thanks.