By grubbieduc - 06/10/2011 04:40 - United States
The Top
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By RedLust - 14/11/2009 04:23 - Bolivia
RedLust_fml tells us more.
Thanks, I guess…
By Gabrielguitar - 25/04/2009 14:23 - United States
By shatMyself - 22/04/2013 19:10 - United States
Smooth
By HungryGirl - 24/10/2009 14:45 - United States
How very dare you?
By 1357katie - 19/09/2009 04:22 - Canada
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By anonymous - 25/01/2016 14:09 - United States - Waxhaw
Cash grab
By Megan - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Fayetteville
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By Anonymous - 18/06/2012 14:39 - Canada - Markham
Sooooooo?
By Anonymous - 23/03/2009 06:43 - Canada
Good question
By epictothemax - 10/03/2009 20:40 - United States
By Experience - 05/02/2013 20:19 - United States - Waynesfield
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By M2thaM - 29/05/2009 05:23 - United States
By Ajax_Teh_Great - 20/10/2015 07:49 - United States
Ajax_Teh_Great tells us more.
Hey Everyone, OP here. Thanks for all the support and making me laugh. Luckily he hadn't taken anything of value, although he had taken my shoes(ridiculous, I know). I was walking home from my job because my bike was also stolen. Again, FML. I had accidentally left my wallet at my house which is lucky for once. After being stabbed, someone had seen me bleeding, so they called 911. I'm no longer in the hospital as the wound wasn't serious, so I'm doing slightly better. Again, Thanks for the support.
By Anonymous - 03/05/2009 17:46 - United States
Morris was here
By ceetee - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Australia
Charged
By Stickerless - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States
By kittykat798 - 17/04/2014 00:00 - United Kingdom - Dundee
kittykat798 tells us more.
It definitely wasn't their breaks! It was weird because they didn't even ask for my friends numbers or anything, just chatted with them. There was enough room at the table for them to have done that with me there, so it wasn't that. It was almost like I was too intimidating or something! I found it quite funny in a tragic kind of way and that's probably because of the terrible relationship I've just come out of. I really didn't expect so many nice comments, you guys are the best!
By stupidcunt - 14/04/2014 23:43 - United Kingdom - Colchester
I am a lineman for the countyyyyyy…
By Anon - 13/03/2014 00:11 - United States - Greensburg
By Anonymous - 31/01/2013 07:23 - United States
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First of all I have already left (thanks for the support people), and second of course I discussed with her that that was wrong, and she thought otherwise so I had no other option to give the ultimatum. I f you want to be with me then why do you need your past? And women if you need more romance say something don’t look for it in other places, because if we men need more BJ (Just an example) or whatever you wouldn’t like us to be getting in other place right? Some things are important for some people and other things for others.