Transportation: Zoned out - FML

Zoned out

By Anonymous - 31/08/2026 03:00 - Canada

Today, I took a train to visit a friend and fell asleep for what felt like ten minutes. I woke up at the final stop with the carriage empty. The doors opened, I stepped onto the platform, and immediately realized I had no idea where I was or how I'd got there. FML

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BurnInDemonFire 35

Monday 31 August 2026 4:01

You got there by train, dude. And to find out where you were you could have asked the driver, a fellow passenger, or station employee. Then paid again for you to get to your correct destination.

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BurnInDemonFire 35

Monday 31 August 2026 4:01

You got there by train, dude. And to find out where you were you could have asked the driver, a fellow passenger, or station employee. Then paid again for you to get to your correct destination.

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