When you're too cute to look angry By Lewis - 31/01/2019 19:00 RESPECT MY AUTHORITHAY!!! I agree, your life sucks 818 You deserved it 485 Share Tweet Share
Today, I learned that dirty talk does NOT get me off. My boyfriend and I were having sex and I said, "I'm going to come" during the beginning of my orgasm. My orgasm immediately stopped right after I said that. I'd managed to turn myself off. FML I agree, your life sucks 38 337 You deserved it 15 970
Today, despite the fact that I'm happy and in love, my spiteful brat of a 12 year-old keeps spreading hateful and disgusting lies about my boyfriend doing unspeakable things while I'm away on business. Her dad told me he's reporting my boyfriend to the police. FML I agree, your life sucks 93 You deserved it 397
Today, my parents made a list of all the things they could have done had I not been born. FML I agree, your life sucks 36 855 You deserved it 3 566
Today, I saw a grasshopper in the urinal so I decided to pee on it. It jumped out, scared the hell out of me, and I peed all over myself. FML I agree, your life sucks 8 799 You deserved it 75 504
Today, I was informed that due to my cat being aggressive and attacking the postman several times, my mail would no longer be delivered to my address. I don't own a cat. FML I agree, your life sucks 41 059 You deserved it 2 786
Today, I was making sweet potato chips using my new slicer. I didn't mean to make a pinky finger chip as well. FML I agree, your life sucks 23 924 You deserved it 3 504
Today, my mother walked in on me and my boyfriend having sex. Afterwards, she informed me I would look a lot hotter if I smiled more. FML I agree, your life sucks 35 816 You deserved it 8 953
Today I broke my glasses beyond repair. I am very nearly legally blind. I get my glasses at Walmart and today, Christmas, is the only day out of the entire year that they are closed. Merry Christmas to me. FML I agree, your life sucks 8 560 You deserved it 1 045
AAAAAAAAHHHHH ✊ *cling*
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