Kids, Awkward, Art and Parents: VADE RETRO SATANAS

VADE RETRO SATANAS

By Christopher - 06/08/2026 18:00 - United States - New York

Today, I found out that my mom paints, and that I was artistically represented in a painting, as Satan, in a painting made shortly after I told her that I was an atheist. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 115

You deserved it 460

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By scarred - 22/10/2009 12:30 - France

Today, I found out my mom is the nude model for an art class at my college. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/06/2013 11:43 - United States - Quakertown

Today, I finished a big art project. It was a self-portrait done in acrylics. Proud of my piece, I showed my mom. After some thought her first comment was, "well, I'm either going to insult your art or your face." FML

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By H1dd3n - 01/06/2013 23:31 - United States - La Quinta

Today, I found out that my parents were artists when they met. My mom said that I was one of their best projects yet. My sister, hearing what my mother said, broke my week-old PS3 in a rage. FML

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By Sodapop40 - 21/06/2020 05:05

Today, my mom admitted to me that, when I was a baby, my grandmother kidnapped me and took me to the priest to perform an exorcism, because she swore I was the "spawn of Satan." FML

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You deserved it 130

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By Emily - 17/09/2019 08:00

Today, I found out that my parents think my boyfriend is the devil. FML

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You deserved it 235

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By Anonymous - 09/08/2009 00:02 - United States

Today, my mom went snooping through my art bin to "clean out my old drawings". She found numerous nude pieces and accused me of selling porn. My mom mistook and threw out 57 anatomy practice sketches that I worked very very hard on, and ripped up the remainder of my drawings. FML

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You deserved it 3 551

By is cum a fruit or a vegetable? - 17/07/2015 17:50 - United States - Germantown

Today, my grandpa saw one of the paintings in the guest room at my house. "What the fuck?" he snorted, then said whoever painted it should "stick to their damn day job". I painted it. FML

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You deserved it 2 648

By nightmarestonite - 16/12/2013 21:54 - Canada

Today, I was admiring a beautiful painting I had hung in my bedroom. My brother kindly pointed out that when flipped upside down, it takes the shape of a lunatic girl with bleeding eyes. Now I can't unsee it. FML

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You deserved it 4 314

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By Mommy - 23/01/2025 12:00 - United States - Winchester

Today, my toddler proudly presented me a "beautiful drawing" he'd made... on my freshly painted living room wall. When I started to scold him, he said, "But I made it for YOU, Mommy!" Now I feel guilty for being mad at Picasso Jr, and having to paint over it. FML

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You deserved it 176

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By sonofanut - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I found out my mom has been stealing from me to pay for Scientology courses. FML

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You deserved it 2 474

manb91uk 22

Saturday 27 April 2019 2:41

Maybe she misheard you...? Athiest, Antichrist... Could happen right?

RichardPencil 30

Saturday 27 April 2019 2:59

Did that make you horny?

Comments

frizo da nizzo 2

Saturday 27 April 2019 2:10

You know there’s nothing wrong with not believing in religion... your mom will get over it.

tr3yr 13

Saturday 27 April 2019 2:20

Well she’s entitled to few how she feels just like you have the same right. I believe in God but would never put someone else down for believing though.

manb91uk 22

Saturday 27 April 2019 2:41

Maybe she misheard you...? Athiest, Antichrist... Could happen right?

RichardPencil 30

Saturday 27 April 2019 2:59

Did that make you horny?

Gubbon 17

Tuesday 30 April 2019 5:12

Did she make him horny? Probably!

Sonotsuave 35

Saturday 27 April 2019 3:03

Personally I’m religious so it’s kind of hard for me to be around atheists, especially because the ones I’ve met in my life are obnoxious, but that’s absolutely over the top and messed up. She doesn’t need to act idiotically dramatic for your beliefs.