Kids: Today, while waiting in the queue at a supermarket checkout,... - FML

By [...] - 12/12/2013 14:28 - France - Vaulx-en-velin

Today, while waiting in the queue at a supermarket checkout, my three-year-old daughter yells out, "Mom! Mom! Is that a man or a lady in front?" Embarrassed, I reply, "Honey, can't you see that it's a... it's a... a..." FML

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that_band_nerd 22

Thursday 12 December 2013 18:40

The lack of a gender icon just makes this FML better.

JKROB 16

Thursday 12 December 2013 18:39

just say yes you are right honey

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Telreyunia 6

Sunday 27 April 2014 3:23

This made me laugh even harder since my two year old did the same thing recently.

PrettyBad 3

Tuesday 1 July 2014 21:22

Actually are you a female or male? I can't tell.

laylaeve 9

Tuesday 26 August 2014 14:50

When pagers first came out my dad an sister were in the checkout line an this large women in fronts pager started going on an my sister without skipping a beat proclaims watch out daddy she's a backin up....

AngelGoneWrong95 9

Friday 17 October 2014 16:27

dude looks like a lady!

fantasyworld 37

Friday 12 December 2014 17:06

You should have said that it wasn't an appropriate question to ask.

dudebo99 14

Thursday 26 February 2015 7:28

Dude looks like a lady -Aerosmith

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