Today, while visiting my mother, I found out I was adopted. I'm... - FML

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By AriKoZum - 27/03/2018 21:57 - United States - Boston

Today, while visiting my mother, I found out I was adopted. I'm 32. FML.

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azouwa 26

Thursday 29 March 2018 21:40

Look on the bright side. Now you can date your sister!! :-)

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azouwa 26

Thursday 29 March 2018 21:40

Look on the bright side. Now you can date your sister!! :-)

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