Love: Today, while I was peacefully sleeping, I felt a hand suddenly... - FML

By Vitriol - 15/01/2012 18:14 - France

Today, while I was peacefully sleeping, I felt a hand suddenly slap my forehead. Then fingers began to press against my mouth, then nose, then eyes. I finally woke up to my girlfriend laughing hysterically. She'd confused me with her clock-radio. FML

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hero93 6

Monday 16 January 2012 4:53

it took me 10 minutes to understand what OP was trying to say. and then when I understood I was like why is this on here ?

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MrSuperEmoticons 3

Sunday 15 January 2012 23:32

Did you go off?

_MidnightLuna_ 17

Sunday 15 January 2012 23:47

Aww, that's too cute. I'm sure you both shared some laughs. If not, and you got upset with her, you're a dick.

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Stan_Cubed 7

Monday 16 January 2012 3:48

Hahaha that is a mixture of hilarious and terrifying.

EduJav321 24

Monday 16 January 2012 3:53

Accident rape

slients_1234 0

Monday 16 January 2012 3:53

How is this a fml? I'd be laughing with her!

Epichearts 2

Monday 16 January 2012 3:55

Im sorry but this made me laugh XD

pricklypie 0

Monday 16 January 2012 4:28

Made me LOL!

lainzilla 14

Monday 16 January 2012 4:44

That's adorable, how is that an FML?

hero93 6

Monday 16 January 2012 4:53

it took me 10 minutes to understand what OP was trying to say. and then when I understood I was like why is this on here ?

lilyisme1324 0

Monday 16 January 2012 4:54

Quick question? Is ur girl a blonde????

Elisabetha Aarron 18

Sunday 9 August 2020 23:33

The double standards in these comments are insane. I've seen a girl post something similar about her boyfriend doing this and most of the comments are horrific about the boyfriend.

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