Animals: Today, the mouse trap I set in my kitchen worked. I caught a...

By rubberduckie94 - 06/04/2012 13:17 - United States

Today, the mouse trap I set in my kitchen worked. I caught a snake. FML

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Friday 6 April 2012 19:17

This is actually mine. I can not believe I finally got one published. : ). It's actually the third one we found in the house.

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MrKlutch 1

Friday 6 April 2012 18:58

Maybe it ate your mouse?

YdoIhaveAchode 4

Friday 6 April 2012 18:58

Hopefully it wasn't a trouser snake.

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Arlisshsr 9

Friday 11 May 2012 23:24

Omfg this made my day! How ironic!

Kevin2869 2

Friday 16 November 2012 9:52

atleast it trapped something

resharp 6

Friday 4 January 2013 1:05

Such a win!!!!

Baller_Bob 17

Sunday 9 February 2014 5:04

Killed two birds with one stone tho

dacheif117 8

Friday 21 November 2014 17:54

This is not an FML. Now you don't have a snake crawling around! That's a good thing lol

Ramic_fml 6

Thursday 18 December 2014 9:30

Let me guess... Australia :)

lemonadestand 7

Friday 22 May 2015 19:28

Did you give it a good night hiss?

Ric Gray 10

Sunday 23 July 2017 8:14

so you killed your mouse trap, with another mousetrap?

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