Miscellaneous: Today, my older brother burst into my bedroom at 4 am to show...

By jku - 02/01/2012 13:18 - United States

Today, my older brother burst into my bedroom at 4 am to show me photos of sushi. FML

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jku 14

Wednesday 4 January 2012 7:40

Yes. Yes he did. Maybe more ninja-samurai-hybrid style.

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YaboyVinnie 21

Monday 2 January 2012 18:52

Did he do it ninjastyle?

Epsilonyx 15

Monday 2 January 2012 18:52

That's a damn reasonable excuse. Unless they were California Rolls. Then you should just kill him.

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Julieissocool 0

Tuesday 3 January 2012 5:17

Lolwut

luckyducky_7sq 10

Tuesday 3 January 2012 5:24

Hey, everyone has their own distinct passions :)

hateevryone 14

Tuesday 3 January 2012 5:36

well that's weird

ChrisG19 0

Tuesday 3 January 2012 6:43

Sushi is pretty good though.

Egao_fml 8

Tuesday 3 January 2012 7:03

Now THAT'S a good FML xD

newlove_fml 0

Tuesday 3 January 2012 7:09

Sounds like you have a fun and spontaneous brother.

stephietalks 5

Tuesday 3 January 2012 7:21

Was it sushi shaped like Pokemon? :O

davthedwarf 0

Tuesday 3 January 2012 7:48

PMy lil brother did same thing at 7 oclock saying that ps3 wasnt working. I get up only to find out that he didnt turnd on the controller

Rikki27 5

Tuesday 3 January 2012 8:03

Sounds like something my brother would do.. He loves sushi lol

MacUser1986 5

Tuesday 3 January 2012 9:24

Hey, it's the best food in the world you should of been honored.

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