Animals: Today, my mom cooked her dog some potatoes, carrots, beef, rice...

By iGreen - 09/07/2011 14:34 - Canada

Today, my mom cooked her dog some potatoes, carrots, beef, rice and peas. She cooks better food for her dog than she will for our family. FML

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steal the dogs food!

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"No children, don't feed the dog dog food, he needs to eat his people food right now"

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Kaoticwolf 17

Tuesday 15 March 2016 15:47

dogs arent supposed to have potatoes

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