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By Anonymous - 14/04/2009 22:52 - United States

Today, my mom asked if she could use my red dress for her two-week trip to the Caribbean. I said no, because I was going to a party and I wanted to wear it. She called me a selfish, greedy bitch who would stay single forever. I paid for her plane ticket, her hotel fees and her cruise ship fee. FML
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ohhhhshizzz 0

Yeah I agree with #3, you better cancel that trip. that will show her who's a greedy selfish bitch. And while she is wondering why the flight was cancled. say its cause you were a greedy selfish bitch. And then put on the red dress and leave. =] bwahah.

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Epicvidmaster 5

That's why her daughter is paying for her life.

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NutellaFan 0

I vote to exchange the round trip ticket for a one way.

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TexasWray 0

Sounds like some crap my mom would pull! Feel your pain...

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pooldude 24

Your mother is a li'll b•••ch ain' t she

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Malevolent_Bunny 0

Ahh, the havic you could wreak with a few mispellings on the reservations. If you can't get a refund, you can at least earn the insult by stranding her in the arse end of nowhere!

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