By Anonymous - 18/02/2013 03:27 - United States - San Ramon

Today, my leadership class was trying to decide who would run the kissing booth in our local carnival. Someone suggested me, to which the director replied, "We'd never make any profit with her." FML
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Xquisite1 28

Tell the director to be your first client by kissing your ass.

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feldco1 17

Your director is an ass but I think it's sweet that someone suggested you!

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Xquisite1 28

Tell the director to be your first client by kissing your ass.

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slick5880 22

At least Op can pass up herpes. Yay Op!

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lamdat5r 10

Cruel, cruel capitalism

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patebishop 7

FYL OP, the director didn't have to be so mean

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feldco1 17

Your director is an ass but I think it's sweet that someone suggested you!

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MrBond007_fml 6

I'm really sorry, I swear I'm not a grammar nazi. Under any other circumstances I wouldn't care, but I'm genuinely curious. Was the "director an ass, but" you think? Or was the "director an ass butt. You think" (which is a little redundant, but funny)? I'm pretty sure it's the first one, but I really want it to be the second one.

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perdix 29

#2, unless they did it as a goof -- like electing Carrie to be prom queen just to soak her in pig blood.

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RedPillSucks 31

@35 In GNAnon (Grammar Nazi anonymous) you've got to stand up and declare. However, wouldn't "ass but" be redundant, and wouldn't it be "ass butt" if that's what she really meant? *runs and hides in the back of the GNAnon room*

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HeyHeyFishFillet 34

Proceed to suggest their mother, since she's used to people taking turns with her.

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DKjazz 20

You'll just start your own kissing booth, with blackjack, and hookers.

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TwoXMike 14

Forget the kissing booth and the blackjack.

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wlddog 14

I believe 5 was referring to a Futurama gag, where bender goes to make his own, whatever, except to make it better then his friends he wants to add flapjacks (old term for pancakes) and hookers.

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TrueTriage 16

Either your director is a douche bag or he was attempting to be funny. All in the tone of his voice.

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Docbee 11

They'd never make a profit because nobody can afford your beauty :)

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Bibliovore 26

Or perhaps they'd all be afraid that someone close to you would beat the tar out of anyone who paid to kiss you. 8-)

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Demonfish 14

Prove him wrong; kiss him right there and then! That'll show him! (of course that is assuming that you're a good kisser, if not you may just embarrass yourself...) Or you could brutally murder him with a machete, that could help :)

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Docbee 11

Yes, murder always helps. Let's go drown some puppies and strangle some orphans with their intestines while we're at it.

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Demonfish 14

I'm sorry, I forget that people actually take the darker aspect of my sense of humour seriously. Perhaps I should tone it down a little, perhaps I should censor my thoughts for the benefit of the squeamish, but I'm not going to, it's too much fun.

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supportcommand 17

Wow. That's a bit harsh. Lets just leave the puppies alone. Strangle all the orphans you want. Nobody will miss them anyway.

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Archay 13

I'm a bad person for laughing at 17's comment.

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screenager5 35

Hey, someone in that class thinks you're attractive and made it known to the whole group! A lot of girls would kill for that kind of attention.

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Docbee 11

There are many ways! You can hand out complimentary tanks(life-sized), you could pay them to kiss you, hand out everyones' wallets... and the list goes on!

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license2chill 5

Is it just my phone showing "kissing both" instead of "kissing booth"?

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screenager5 35

I see the same thing. Didn't even notice until you pointed it out :b

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