Intimacy: Today, my husband and I decided to have a quickie before the... - FML

By anon - 13/01/2014 01:53 - United States - Bullhead City

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Today, my husband and I decided to have a quickie before the kids woke up from their nap. The sex was amazing and I couldn't hold in my screams or not hit the wall. About 15 minutes in, both of our children came busting in with their nerf guns, screaming, "Where's the monster?" FML

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Pleonasm 35

Monday 13 January 2014 17:35

"Look, it's hidden in Mommy's dungeon! Quick, get it!"

thestrangedude 10

Monday 13 January 2014 17:35

At least they didn't call the police first

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MichaelStiles88 6

Tuesday 19 April 2016 12:31

Oh my gosh, thanks for the great laugh. Sorry it happened but that's the most adorable story I've read lol.

Linkard 14

Wednesday 29 June 2016 8:51

The wee monster went back to his cave

rinzlerkitty94 31

Friday 14 October 2016 20:10

Well, next time you'd better hold it in. This really is entirely your own fault.

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