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Anonymous - 31/03/2011 21:53 - United States

Today, my girlfriend tearfully complained that I was smothering her to death with my clinginess, and that I should learn to respect her boundaries. This is after she complained I wasn't giving her enough attention. FML

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Green anecdotes of jealousy, full of shamrocks and pints, for a memorable St. Patrick's Day! …

clingmaster - 09/09/2009 08:57 - United States

Today, my girlfriend of over a year broke up with me. Two weeks ago she complained that I didn't act like I really loved her. I then became more involved and caring just for her to show my love. The reason she broke up with me? Because I was "suffocating her with clinginess." FML

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cj123 - 23/12/2011 08:43 - United States

Today, my girlfriend yelled at me for breathing too much. FML

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Anonymous - 24/03/2014 20:28 - United States - Galesburg

Today, my clingy girlfriend refused to leave me alone long enough for me to read an article about dealing with clingy girlfriends. FML

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hopeless - 14/02/2015 20:04 - Canada - Halifax

Today, my girlfriend berated me for my "lack of communication skills", all while deeply engrossed with something on her phone. FML

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I wasn't being clingy geez - 23/10/2016 17:18 - United States - Anchorage

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me for being "too clingy". I haven't seen her in over 3 weeks and texted her first once. Guess that's still too much for her. FML

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Smothered

Anonymous - - United States

Today, I wrote "I love you" on my girlfriend's Facebook wall. She completely freaked out and accused me of being "too clingy" and that I'm starting to feel more like a stalker than a boyfriend. FML

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Check yourself before you wreck yourself

Anonymous - 12/04/2021 02:00

Today, I dumped my girlfriend because she frequently wouldn't answer my texts or phone calls, and not call or message back for days. I felt that bringing it up made me a control freak. I couldn't take it anymore. FML

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Anonymous - 17/01/2015 19:00 - United States - Bowler

Today, my girlfriend asked me not to love her so much, so she doesn't have to try so hard to match my love for her. What the fuck? FML

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jonnah - 05/03/2010 13:06 - Canada

Today, I told my boyfriend I loved him. His response? "Is that why you have been so clingy and annoying lately?" FML

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they've been broken up for a year. - 19/11/2012 07:13 - United States - Dallas

Today, my girlfriend of 6 months yelled at me for not comforting her while she was crying because her ex got a new girlfriend, and "it's just not fair." FML

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azhigatex 0

Friday 1 April 2011 1:06

Damned if you do, damned if you don't...

MrCoolPants 7

Friday 1 April 2011 1:07

well she's got problems

chester75 5

Friday 1 April 2011 2:44

no it's not

Brett102 0

Friday 1 April 2011 2:45

same thing happened with me and my ex

tulsafml 0

Friday 1 April 2011 2:49

are you arguing with me? don't do it. Imma bite ya face off. and then pee in your room. and shit on your faceless face.

relyo 0

Friday 1 April 2011 3:03

Watch Chris Rock. Then you'll see that women can never be satisfied no matter how hard you try. Once you accept that, it'll make things much easier for you.

cod3rEd 2

Friday 1 April 2011 3:05

I do not feel bad for you because I have that same problem -_- woman are so f***** complex ...

ILoveEggnog 7

Friday 1 April 2011 3:15

Tulsafml, at first I hated you. Now I just want to scratch your little ears. (Amongst other things)

tulsafml 0

Friday 1 April 2011 3:20

thanks:D... wait what do you mean other things?...

Ringerace 0

Friday 1 April 2011 3:28

"Can't live with them, and yeah that's pretty much it."

sgtrobswifey 0

Friday 1 April 2011 3:37

Well, she seems like a snatch. Some females are just plain crazy. I'm crazy to an extent, but so is my hubby, so we balance well. lol. You're probably better off without her. You can't please em all!