Kids: Today, my five year old daughter asked me why I wipe with sticks.... - FML

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By anonymous - 21/07/2016 22:10

Today, my five year old daughter asked me why I wipe with sticks. I was very confused, so she then proceeded to tell me that my husband, her father, said I had a stick up my ass. My daughter is continually telling strangers I have a stick up my ass. FML

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ChristinePi 36

Friday 22 July 2016 13:48

I find this hilarious. Sorry OP

PhantomKitty 26

Friday 22 July 2016 23:57

Tampons don't go up your ass.

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HyperTek 16

Friday 22 July 2016 11:14

Tampon?

PhantomKitty 26

Friday 22 July 2016 23:57

Tampons don't go up your ass.

ChristinePi 36

Friday 22 July 2016 13:48

I find this hilarious. Sorry OP

missymaster 16

Friday 22 July 2016 14:35

I'm sorry but I laughed so hard about this. Kids are awesome.

Oh_No_Not_Him 25

Friday 22 July 2016 15:49

Don't you just love kids! Reminds me of this one: "Mummy! Why does Daddy have two willies?" "Of course he doesn't darling, Daddy only has one willy, just like all other men." "But he does have two Mummy, I've seen them: A little one for peeing, and a big one for brushing the baby-sitter's teeth!"

its808time 6

Friday 22 July 2016 17:34

I swear, FML needs a "that's funny" button

MidnaLink 33

Friday 22 July 2016 20:31

How did this not make it up there already?

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