Intimacy: Today, my dad came into my room, looked at my laptop, and said... - FML

By Anonymous - 21/10/2013 19:07 - United Kingdom

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Today, my dad came into my room, looked at my laptop, and said he could hear the porn I was watching all the way from his room. I wasn't watching porn. We soon realised it was actually coming from his mobile phone. FML

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narrowords 18

Tuesday 22 October 2013 0:18

Remember, your silence can be bought.

JMichael 25

Tuesday 22 October 2013 0:17

Someone had a guilty conscience.

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Goblin182 26

Tuesday 22 October 2013 15:58

Was he watching **** on his phone or was he walking to your Mom. (Oh come on, you were all wondering)

briangliboff 12

Wednesday 23 October 2013 15:10

We?

roxygirl5649 3

Thursday 24 October 2013 0:38

Awk.

jnv17 5

Thursday 24 October 2013 4:15

Wow

AsianBomb_xo 10

Friday 25 October 2013 0:09

now, that's hilarious! lol :D

Kuntrygirl4ever 9

Sunday 27 October 2013 5:29

Dangg, he's very forgetful

fatman231 2

Saturday 9 November 2013 6:41

Look who's the ass hat now

Clarence Gilbert 7

Monday 23 October 2017 16:26

this is more awkward than fml. funny i will say.

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