By treegirl - 26/07/2009 05:57 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling on his couch when suddenly I tried to get up. Before I could stand, he grabs onto me and says, "I'm a koala and you're my eucalyptus tree!" He then continued to latch onto me for a good five minutes pretending to eat my hair. FML
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licketyslit 0

im thinking u guys should switch places, u should be the koala and your boyfriend should be the tree. that way, u can eat ur boyfriend.

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aymaureen 0

your boyfriends ******* weird. dump him.

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lifeloathesme 0

he's really cute and random and i want him and you obviously don't so can i, i mean that's just super cute =)

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p1loter 0

that's really cute!...besides the hair thing. I love it when my boyfriend pulls me in closer to him, it's really sweet and intimate.

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leupak 0

That's adorable. Why on earth is it an FML? More like F his life, because he deserves better.

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tadagash 0

LOL my boyfriend does this. FHL for having a square gf

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Woala_Cear 0

AWWWWW! I use that phrase all the time when Im with a guy.... hehehe I thought I was the only one who used it xDDDD

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sportsnut 0

That is a good idea, i am going to try that the next time i see my gf. ps you are a bitch

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tapesculpture 0

lol seriously that was so cute of him to do that (:

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CynicComedian 2

Um...sooo??? Boyfriends and girlfriends do weird things to each other. Big deal.

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