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By mama bear - 27/05/2016 15:05 - United States - Decatur

Today, my best friend begged me to go with him to have his wisdom teeth removed, and to make sure he didn't say anything stupid in front of his dad very Christian father. He got into the car and I told him to be quiet, and the first thing he said to me was, "Shut the fuck Up. " FML

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dansco 24

Monday 30 May 2016 3:33

Unless his father was in the car, it worked

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dansco 24

Monday 30 May 2016 3:33

Unless his father was in the car, it worked

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