Kids: Today, my 7 year old son was sitting on the couch, and told me... - FML

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By NoahGamerscoreYT - 12/04/2016 18:25 - United States - Long Beach

Today, my 7 year old son was sitting on the couch, and told me that "He has all the Bitches in the House" and I looked what he was holding in his arms, they were 2 dogs, we don't even own a dog. And i have no idea where he got that type of language. FML

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