Love: Today, it’s been a semester since I came to Shanghai to study... - FML

By SigSeg - 23/12/2013 04:13 - China - Huntington Beach

Today, it’s been a semester since I came to Shanghai to study and my Chinese girlfriend nicely offered me a pear after a long exam. I cut the fruit to share it with her. When I saw her burst in tears, I understood that it was a way to announce a breakup in China. FML

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Joshwarrior 39

Monday 2 May 2016 18:24

My condolences op you were such a cute pear together. Look at the bright side you are learning other cultures customs which is awesome (:

Pyronic 11

Monday 2 May 2016 18:25

it was just a misunderstanding. I'm sure she will understand.

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sudonym2 8

Wednesday 21 November 2018 20:20

I know that’s a thing but I think people nowadays under the age of 35 especially city people don’t take that one so seriously anymore. Unless she’s from the boonies and just showed up in Shanghai. All my Shanghainese friends would never react that adversely especially if they know the other person is a foreigner.

岳河南 4

Monday 26 November 2018 6:13

分离分梨 means break up with sb

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