Intimacy: Today, in my journalism class, after trying hard to find some... - FML

By Anonymous - 16/11/2010 15:35 - Romania

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Today, in my journalism class, after trying hard to find some actual news to comment, we ended up talking about gay porn and fashion designers. FML

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lifeisprettygood 0

Tuesday 16 November 2010 18:53

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VladAlex 0

Tuesday 16 November 2010 18:57

lol sounds like a fun class

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angrynegro7 16

Sunday 21 November 2010 3:57

What's next, a **** and chicken party?

midnightsdawn13 4

Thursday 25 November 2010 0:17

Dude, I'd pay to be in that class.

midnightsdawn13 4

Thursday 25 November 2010 0:20

We ended up talking about me teacher's preference in bra styles and men/women. She's 44. Figure that.

CrySacre 8

Sunday 15 January 2012 20:54

^ Now THAT sucks. How did you guys end up talking about your teacher's preference in bra styles o.O?

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Tuesday 14 December 2010 13:42

I don't understand what's so bad about this.

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Thursday 24 March 2011 1:39

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Monday 28 March 2011 4:40

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Monday 23 January 2012 4:20

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Thursday 24 September 2015 20:06

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Tuesday 22 March 2016 23:53

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