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By bluehairedfreakgirl - 01/06/2009 03:12 - United States

Today, I was walking down the sidewalk and heard a little girl ask her dad why I had blue hair. He said, "Sometimes drugs will make people do stupid things." FML

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Monday 1 June 2009 12:04

Okay, the dad's an idiot. Nothing at all wrong with blue hair. Crayon coloured hair =/= Drug user

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Monday 1 June 2009 12:04

Thats ****** up. I have green hair and I dont do drugs.

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SaraWinterHeart 15

Wednesday 13 July 2016 17:01

"And sometimes people rely a little too heavily on first impressions..." Your hair is fine, btw. You don't deserve to be judged by the color of your hair or any other means of self expression.