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By miina_xo - 07/05/2016 14:31 - United States - Perth Amboy

Today, I was told that I sleep like a sour patch kid, sour then sweet. My husband says that when he comes to bed while I sleep, I violently fart on him then rollover and give him kisses on his back then rollover again and that its happened the past 3 nights. I thought he lied... He recorded me...FML
I agree, your life sucks 48
You deserved it 5

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My fiancé barks in his sleep. Not the dry cough kind of bark. The dog kind. He doesn't believe me either.

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My fiancé barks in his sleep. Not the dry cough kind of bark. The dog kind. He doesn't believe me either.