Transportation: Today, I was late for work, so I grabbed my handbag, my sports... - FML

By matou - 09/07/2015 20:41 - France - Caluire

Today, I was late for work, so I grabbed my handbag, my sports bag and ran out. The bus arrived at the stop just as I did, so I hopped on and sat down, trying to catch my breath. I dumped my bags onto my knees and looked down to see my cat, staring back at me from inside my sports bag. FML

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mclovin22897 15

Friday 10 July 2015 8:21

maybe you'll get lucky and its take your cat to work day.

feven 32

Friday 10 July 2015 8:20

I've had reoccurring dreams about this happening to me..

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tatertotx3 16

Friday 10 July 2015 9:29

letting the cat out of the bag on this one eh ?

MrThump 16

Friday 10 July 2015 9:36

Awwww poor puss. Hope it wasn't too freaked out. Great story though and an even better show and tell for work!

lissabobissa 18

Friday 10 July 2015 9:41

this has happened to me before! I have a sneaky little kitty :)

AlyssaDiannaa 20

Friday 10 July 2015 10:06

I don't see that as an FML at all

MrConcise 34

Friday 10 July 2015 10:07

I think my heart just melted.

MrThump 16

Friday 10 July 2015 10:08

just added this as a fav!

AlyssaDiannaa 20

Friday 10 July 2015 10:12

I'd love to take my cat to work!

idxntgiveafxck 17

Friday 10 July 2015 10:26

OH MY GOD THIS IS SO FUNNY xDD

PurpleMyth 28

Friday 10 July 2015 10:30

Field trip!

SauceySarah 30

Friday 10 July 2015 10:33

This needs a follow up. What did you do OP?

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