Miscellaneous: Today, I was in a store and asked the sales clerk, “wow, how... - FML

By Elisa - 03/05/2017 21:00 - Brazil

Today, I was in a store and asked the sales clerk, “wow, how many months pregnant are you?” She replied, “my daughter is three years old…” FML

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Danne696 14

Wednesday 3 May 2017 21:09

YDI, how many more posts will it take here to make people realize that it is never a good idea to ask that question.

cocacola999 27

Wednesday 3 May 2017 21:26

Unless someone actually says: "I'm pregnant," you don't ask how far they are. Besides, even if she was pregnant, someone working in customer service is probably fed up with customers asking or commenting. Unlikely that she wants to tell that she's six months pregnant, it's a girl and they're planning to call her Melissa after her grandmother a couple of hundred times a day.

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Isa_fml 20

Friday 5 May 2017 0:57

Oh man, bad move. YDI, never assume someone's pregnant.

bananarama619 3

Saturday 6 May 2017 13:12

So, 45 months then?

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Sunday 7 May 2017 5:13

Wow, people like you really piss me off. YDI times a million. You do NOT ask a woman how far along she is unless she actually says that she's pregnant. That's beyond rude. Seriously, were you never taught manners? And what business is it of yours, anyway? Just... ugh, you disgust me.

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