Miscellaneous: Today, I was heading to the beach with my mom following. I went... - FML

By TheFlickChick - 17/11/2011 19:35 - United States

Today, I was heading to the beach with my mom following. I went through a yellow light and got a call from her complaining that I had left her. So, I made it a point to stop at the next yellow light. She rear-ended me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 786

You deserved it 5 386

TheFlickChick tells us more.

TheFlickChick 6

Friday 18 November 2011 14:33

It sucks, but it was an accident, I didn't slam on brakes or anything but it was at the bottom of a little hill, and the van she was driving was much heavier and harder to stop than the mustang she is used to that will stop on a dime.

Fête Nationale: Fireworks and Faux Pas
Celebrate the nation with stories where it's not just fireworks that sparkle! More…

Previous FML Next FML

Top comments

Belovan 2

Thursday 17 November 2011 22:41

Thats a pain in the rear.

flockz 19

Thursday 17 November 2011 22:43

but yellow light means go faster.

Comments

CollegeGuY2007 0

Monday 21 November 2011 16:14

I bet she got out and said, "WTF, Everyone knows yellow means speed up!!! haha

Miho157 1

Wednesday 5 April 2017 21:01

Why would youbbe late for a job that pays £600 a week i would show up half an hour earlier

FML on Facebook

Keywords

Frustration Parents NSFW Parenting Sex Intimacy Family Bodyshaming Love Annoying Health Painful Kids Pranks Movies Relationship advice Marriage Friends I need your advice Awkward Dogs Animals Ironic Miscellaneous Cooking Music Relatable Dating My ex Money

The Top

The Top

Today, I got a call from my daughter's school. Apparently, she was learning about the food pyramid and when she was asked to identify what she had eaten the day before, she said "dog food". FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 036

You deserved it 4 615

Today, I was sitting on the couch when my cat decided that the top of my head was the perfect height to use as a springboard to get up to the cat climbing tree. She had her claws out for traction. FML

I agree, your life sucks 5 854

You deserved it 887

Today, I bought ingredients for one of my favorite meals and went home to take a nap. When I woke up, my sister had cooked them for everyone else in the house, who ate it all without me. I was told that I shouldn't be angry, but instead proud of my adult sister because, "She cooked!" FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 093

You deserved it 241

Today, I got lost searching for an apartment in a huge complex. A hysterical woman started screaming that I didn’t belong there, and that she was calling the police. She stood behind my car so I couldn’t leave. I’m a pizza delivery driver, in full uniform and with the company emblem on my car. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 026

You deserved it 168

Today, in an effort to curb my drinking, I’ve tried eating an apple whenever I got the urge, which worked wonderfully for a couple of days, until the sudden influx of fiber in my diet caused me to violently shit myself miles from home. I was wearing shorts. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 304

You deserved it 267

Today, I reported the girl I like’s new boyfriend to be trespassed from our workplace for being disruptive. I’m sick of him coming in and bringing her lunch and acting lovey dovey. My plan successfully worked, he is no longer welcome on the premises, but now half the office hates me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 64

You deserved it 1 236