Miscellaneous Today, I was called by a restricted number. The man on the phone...

bizzyizzy0121 - 21/11/2011 06:28 - United States

Today, I was called by a restricted number. The man on the phone then explained to me in detail what I was doing at every second that I was on the phone with him. I'm scared to leave my house. FML

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Anonymous - 21/08/2012 16:45 - United States - Lititz

Today, after months of job searching, I finally got a call about one of my applications. I wasn't able to answer it, but he left a voicemail. I've listened to it over and over, and I can't understand the contact information. He called from a restricted number. FML

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Anonymous - 14/03/2014 05:07 - Australia - Brighton

Today, I had the cops called on me for acting suspiciously. I was using a payphone. FML

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Spooky stuff

thanks, dad... - 30/08/2013 17:24 - Romania - Baia Mare

Today, I was playing with my phone after midnight, and I kept getting calls from a withheld number. The guy just breathed heavily and wouldn't speak. When the third call came, I asked, "Who the hell are you?" The call ended, and my dad yelled from outside my door, "ME! Now go to sleep!" FML

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newbffswelcome - 04/08/2013 18:07 - Vietnam - Hanoi

Today, I've been getting calls for over a week on my home phone, cell phone, and the work phone at my night shift, in which someone whispers terrifying Satanic-sounding chants at me. I've now found out that the caller is my best "friend". His explanation: "You seemed lonely, man." FML

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This is fine

wowimscrewed - - United States

Today, my roommate told me there is some restricted number that keeps calling and waking her up at odd hours of the night. She then says she's getting the police involved to find out who it is because she feels "harassed". I'm the restricted caller calling to wake her up from snoring so loud. FML

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Place in the world fades away

What - 07/08/2024 09:00 - United States

Today, I received a random phone call from an unknown number. Three times. After the third time, the person started yelling at me viciously. Then I suddenly heard a different voice, saying, "Terribly sorry, sir. My poor sister has dementia and thinks you're her husband. Her dead husband, I might add." FML

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Anonymous - 11/07/2023 17:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I discovered a tracking app enabled on my phone so I switched it off to save battery space. Within 20 minutes my mother rang and demanded to know where I was, what I was doing, if I was with some woman… you get the picture. I'm 32 and own my own apartment. FML

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gotta euthanize em all - 29/11/2014 19:45 - Canada

Today, while at work, I had to spend an hour and a half on the phone, listening to an old lady relive her entire day in excruciating detail. We're not allowed to hang up on customers, and she was extremely quick to dismiss all my attempts to steer the call back on topic. FML

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Jinx - 21/08/2017 22:15 - United Kingdom - Dorchester

Today, I got a stern talking-to from the police about threatening and harassing people. Who had called them? None other than my stalker, whom I'd just informed about the restraining order I was filing against him after finding him in my house. For the second time. FML

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Alan Alda's Dog - 02/07/2025 09:00 - Canada - Montréal

Today, I wanted to call my mom to ask for advice but called my boss instead. I panicked and ended up talking about weekend plans like nothing was wrong. She now knows way too much about my personal life. FML

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babyyninjas 1

Monday 21 November 2011 12:08

he knows what you did last summer !

ohhhsnapple 14

Monday 21 November 2011 12:08

Have you checked the children? O_o

lex1459 38

Tuesday 22 November 2011 1:38

Call 911!!

DRoCC401 0

Tuesday 22 November 2011 1:40

And thats why you buy yourself a gun..

TheNewGuy03 28

Tuesday 22 November 2011 15:52

"Got yo'self a gun"

tito114 0

Tuesday 22 November 2011 1:44

Could it be a friend playin a cruel joke?

jewebb92 5

Tuesday 22 November 2011 1:48

He prolly knows you posted this now

allie5699 5

Tuesday 22 November 2011 2:14

Dude, find out who that is cuz thats some serious junk.. :)

hawaiianfire 0

Tuesday 22 November 2011 2:27

Well no I didn't diss myself because the essay was a sarcastic comment on the poor situation FML is in due to certain bloggers who just don't get the point of FMLs. The examples were stereotypical comments that have no relation to my life whatsoever. So where did I diss myself? Get buried and stay buried? Yeah you must be one of the people I'm talking about. And lastly you are right, nothing I say will change anything. I will be buried because that's how many people there are out there contributing to the downfall of FML