Miscellaneous: Today, I've been living in Germany for several weeks now. My...

By baguette - 02/09/2014 23:32 - Germany - Minden

Today, I've been living in Germany for several weeks now. My classmates still cannot pronounce my name: Clémence. Instead they call me, “Baguette.” FML

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Lyshandra 8

Tuesday 26 April 2016 19:58

Aww just call them "Brötchen" as a comeback, it is like little loafs of Bread. =) Or "Wurst"

Boobadoowupski 5

Tuesday 3 May 2016 10:35

Something tells me this isn't a case of them not being able to...

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amccaul1976 8

Tuesday 3 May 2016 22:20

who says Germans don't have a sense of humor.

yellowzinnias 20

Wednesday 4 May 2016 0:31

Obviously none of them are Harry Potter fans! Pretty sure we can ALL say your name, thanks to Clémence Poésy! lol

MiaTheMartian 21

Wednesday 4 May 2016 2:07

I'm sorry but that's funny as ****

cookieguy 2

Wednesday 4 May 2016 5:00

at least they didn't call you "faguette"

SomeRandomUser 19

Wednesday 4 May 2016 5:26

And they think that's easier? Huh.

Freksaivei 10

Sunday 5 August 2018 20:49

As a german I can confirm that they would be able to. They just don't want to.

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