Miscellaneous: Today, I timed my walk to work perfectly so that I avoided getting... - FML

By Daralea - 28/09/2011 17:54 - Canada

Today, I timed my walk to work perfectly so that I avoided getting sprayed by the rotating sprinklers along the street. As soon as I successfully passed the last sprinkler, a bus sped by me, hit a puddle, and covered me head to toe in muddy water. FML

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Daralea 21

Wednesday 28 September 2011 23:05

They always do, and I don't know why. They even have it aimed at the sidewalks half the time.

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BentlieBabe44 6

Wednesday 28 September 2011 22:24

That's unfortunate.

windfuelsfire 10

Wednesday 28 September 2011 22:26

Now you have to learn the bus schedule perfectly

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sevenfold97 0

Thursday 29 September 2011 2:33

Haha that's like something that happens in movies:P

happyabby123 0

Thursday 29 September 2011 2:52

Lol I thought that only happened in movies haha. Sucks for u...

cammielane03 4

Thursday 29 September 2011 3:34

This makes me sad..):

ohmandapants 16

Thursday 29 September 2011 3:56

The universe hates you.

HerMajestyy 4

Thursday 29 September 2011 4:13

Suuuucks Well next time don't avoid the sprinklers

KittehSayzRAWR 0

Thursday 29 September 2011 4:50

That's why I bring an extra pair of clothes with me.

crazychicalauren 3

Thursday 29 September 2011 5:20

oh the irony

IamMe95 5

Thursday 29 September 2011 5:26

So walk in reverse and enter the sprinklers! Public shower!! :3

iTz_Yuo 0

Thursday 29 September 2011 5:45

Lol a free shower! :P

PLPrincess 8

Thursday 29 September 2011 6:03

I read and thought: that must be Ottawa... Is it?

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