Animals: Today, I thought it would be a nice idea to take some flowers... - FML

By kiwibadja - 09/12/2016 15:54 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, I thought it would be a nice idea to take some flowers and candy to a friend whose cat had just passed away. As I was leaving, I ran over her other cat. FML

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TheGhostyy 0

Tuesday 13 December 2016 9:11

Time to get more flowers and candy

cj89898 24

Tuesday 13 December 2016 9:06

What a catastrophe (It had to be made, it always is)

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foreverforward 11

Friday 16 December 2016 1:31

Honestly, if she cares that much about her cats' well being, she shouldn't let them be outdoor cats. Cars, predators, FIV... I mean honestly, it can be ridiculously cruel to let your cats outside.

Kpotassium 4

Monday 19 December 2016 5:50

cats should never be allowed to roam outside. did the cat survive?

Allie614032 34

Wednesday 1 February 2017 21:39

Drive, much? Do you just not look where you're going?

Kristen Bauer 14

Thursday 16 November 2017 3:16

Why was the cat in the street in the first place?!?!

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