Today... I realized that I’ve consistently been ghosted by every...

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By haunted - 21/03/2019 21:00 - Canada - Chicoutimi

Today... I realized that I’ve consistently been ghosted by every guy that I’ve had decent conversations with in the past month ...FML

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RichardPencil 30

Friday 22 March 2019 4:25

Does it coincide with the exchange of pics?

evilplatypus 38

Friday 22 March 2019 14:10

Maybe YOU thought they were decent conversations but the guys found them asinine.

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Warmonger_Smurf 29

Friday 22 March 2019 2:46

Wait, girls can get ghosted? I thought that was something just men suffered through!

Miss_Whipped 43

Friday 22 March 2019 8:22

My past two relationships ended in ghosting. Stupid.

RichardPencil 30

Friday 22 March 2019 4:25

Does it coincide with the exchange of pics?

donthatemebut 14

Friday 22 March 2019 6:23

Woman hate equality when they have it.

EmDizzle2007 28

Saturday 23 March 2019 12:07

hahaaaa!! this went over at least twelve heads at the time of this comment.

manb91uk 22

Friday 22 March 2019 10:39

Me too

evilplatypus 38

Friday 22 March 2019 14:10

Maybe YOU thought they were decent conversations but the guys found them asinine.

dasin 18

Friday 22 March 2019 18:31

that would support OP in it being a fml cus that show OP has low standards

404wan 19

Friday 22 March 2019 19:00

maybe you were having good conversations with people who just want some action... no reason for them to stick around

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Today, I was talking with a close friend (who is a virgin) about why he didn't want to have sex with a prostitute. He told me that, "It's not nice to know that the girl you are having sex with has slept with half the country." He then added, "That's exactly why I wouldn't have sex with you." FML

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Today, I had morning sex before I had to rush to work, and everything decided to leak out of me over an hour later into my underwear. I quickly rinsed them in the bathroom and put them back on, only the wet patch then soaked into my pants when I sat down, so it looked like I’d majorly peed myself. FML

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Today, I was listening to a local radio station, and they did a segment called "food porn." As they were sexually describing various types of food, I actually found myself getting turned on over a pizza. FML

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Today, I had to take my alcoholic wife's e-bike away from her that I just got two months ago when she was sober and starting a new job. With in one week she was buying vodka and getting drunk again. When I went home for lunch, I found she tried to cut the chain I put around it with a circular saw used for wood. FML.

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Today, my FWB and I were on a road trip. His dumbass got us pulled over by the cops, and he decided it was the perfect moment to start fingering me. Worse yet, I got off in between visits from the cop. He took his license and ticket with his fingering hand. FML

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