By fEk - 22/03/2019 09:00 - Australia

Today, I couldn't find my reading glasses, thinking perhaps i'd dropped them outside, I stepped off my deck bare foot, straight into a steaming dog turd. Only to see my glasses chewed up a few feet away. It went between my toes. FML
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Same thing different taste

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Your glasses or the dog poop? You should never ever use “it” unless you are referring to the same subject as the previous sentence/clause.

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Your chewed-up glasses went between your toes? Even from a few feet away? I’d have guessed dog turd squished between your toes, but it’s not clear what the antecedent of “it” is.

Your glasses or the dog poop? You should never ever use “it” unless you are referring to the same subject as the previous sentence/clause.

tounces7 27

It's funny because this is one of the many reasons I don't have a dog and never will. If I want a lovable idiot there's plenty of humans available who at least won't poop on the ground.

Reading glasses didn't make you miss the dog turd when you stepped off your deck. YDI