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By weddingcrazies - 16/01/2016 19:56 - Canada - Surrey

Today, I realized my husband caresses his truck more than me. FML
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Tripartita 44

Fact: divorce rates have increased with the rise of the automotive industry. Coincidence? Well, yes, of course.

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hey_its_me_ 20

My boyfriends the same way. Haha I'm just glad he enjoys something that makes him happy. Keep your head up OP. He doesn't love you any less. :)

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Ilovelife93 9

Time to tell him what you mean..and if he chooses the truck over you, he's a pure ass..best of luck OP

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lexiieeex3 32

Then tell him your like him to caress you more...

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lexiieeex3 32

*You'd, ugh sorry

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prized_loser 17

Must be a chevy. Just kidding guys with chevy's have boyfriends.

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ber4fun 23

Must be a Ford F150

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ThrottleJockey 35

Nah, it must be a Dodge. Dyke On Dyke Gay Entertainment.

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southern_nc 5

let me tell you something bout my chevy silveraydo haha

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scoobysnarks 15

Have you considered being proactive about it? Talk to him about it, initiate more? I don't know what your relationship is like, maybe you do all these things already, in which case I'm sorry... but if you're being passive about it, well, don't be.

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weddingcrazies 15

He and I joke around a lot. it wasn't a cruel post at all. It was just a funny comment.

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ezrocks4u 29

Haha, I get the same comments about my guitars... Trust me, usually any "caressing" guys do of their favorite hobby item is appreciation, not sexual in any way-unless he's ******* his truck.

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weddingcrazies 15

Oh I am well aware. It was just a fun and funny day. :)

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buckdharma 37

This could lead to something. I hope he doesn't get STP.

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littlekellilee 45

I have something long to say about this, but I've been away from my car too long already and she gets jealous. I don't want to make her mad because she might stop vibrating during traffic to get even.

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Yodaddy52 7

My Ford Shelby also benefits from my love and affection. It let's me ride it more than my GF let's me ride her lol. (horrible joke so I'll leave now...)

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